C  D  C  D

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 Never been near a university

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 Never took a paper or a learned degree

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 Some of your friends think that‘s stupid of me,

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 But it‘s nothing that I care about,

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 Well I don‘t know how to tell the weight of the sun,

         C    D           G      Am7
 And all mathematics well I just shun,

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 And I may be the mayor of simpleton, but I know one thing,

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 And that‘s I love you

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 When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,

           C/G         D/A         D              G   C   G  G
 You‘ll be warm in the arms of the mayor of simpleton

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 I can‘t have been there when brains were handed round
 (Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton)
 Or get past the covers of your books profound
 (Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton)
 Some of your friends think it‘s really unsound
 That you‘re even seen talking to me

 Well I don‘t know how to write a big hit song,
 And all mathematics well I want none,
 And I may be the mayor of simpleton, but I know one thing,
 And that‘s I love you

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 I‘m not proud of the fact that I never learned much, 

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 Just feel I should say,

          Bm                         Em     
 What you get is all real, I can‘t put on an act, 

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 it takes brains to do that anyway (and anyway)

 Well I don‘t know how to puzzle problems and puns
 And a home computer has me on the run
 And I may be the mayor of simpleton, but I know one thing,
 And that‘s I love you (I love you)

 If depth of feeling is a currency 
 (Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton)
 Then I‘m the man who grew the money tree
 (No chain of office and no hope of getting one)
 Some of your friends are to brainy to see
 That they‘re paupers and that‘s how they‘ll all stay

 Well I don‘t know how many needles make up a ton
 Of all the Nobel prizes that I never one,
 And I may be the mayor of simpleton, but I know one thing,
 And that‘s I love you

            C           D            C/E           D/F#
 When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,

           C/G         D/A         D              G   C   G  G
 You‘ll be warm in the arms of the mayor of simpleton
 You‘ll be warm in the arms of the mayor of simpleton

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 You‘ll be warm in the arms of the mayor

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